agentbartowski:

me: [ten chapters into a fanfic] i think i’ve read this before

(via the--mediocre-gatsby)

jerkenglish:

apparently my frikcking seven year old cousin made a club at school called the “no friends club” and basically everyone who doesnt have friends sits together at lunch holy shit hes going to be the next leader of the free world 

(via the--mediocre-gatsby)

lightbulbidea:

Harold Weir is my favourite.

barashat:

tips for people who get butthurt when they get pushed at a concert

• stay home 

(via kellicquentes)

rodneykong:

ghostgif:

98% of divorces are caused by Mario Party 

yes your honor, this marriage can no longer work out after the trauma I suffered from my wife stealing not one, but TWO of my stars

(via trying-to-feel-foreveryoung)

dai-sy-m:

do you ever get random bursts of confidence and plan to do something then later wither in shyness

(Source: wishingskiesofbllue, via polarbearhadahawkbaby)

me in the street: imagine if my favorite band walked by
me in my room: imagine if my favorite band walked in
me in the car: imagine if my favorite band was in the car next to me
me in class: imagine if my favorite band walked in
me on vacation: imagine if my favorite band were here

haemus:

skittlesndrpepper:

craigmothertucker:

so my 16 year old brother made himself a balloon son and kept a photo album of their day together here it is

Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you my boyfriend and his outstanding level of maturity.

I want to have a bf just like that

(via the--mediocre-gatsby)

and-suddenly-butts:

jimmyjamjimjohn:

rubywhiterabbit:

One day we’ll be in a Marvel movie, sitting there as something doesn’t feel right. and as the credits start to roll we’ll know what it is. It will flash up on screen and our hearts will break. “In loving memory of Stan Lee”. There was no cameo in that movie. And there never will be again.

ow.. that was sO FUCKING COOL SATAN..

(via polarbearhadahawkbaby)