agentbartowski:

me: [ten chapters into a fanfic] i think i’ve read this before

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2 hours ago with 7,175 notes

jerkenglish:

apparently my frikcking seven year old cousin made a club at school called the “no friends club” and basically everyone who doesnt have friends sits together at lunch holy shit hes going to be the next leader of the free world 

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2 hours ago with 121,936 notes

lightbulbidea:

Harold Weir is my favourite.

2 hours ago with 2 notes

barashat:

tips for people who get butthurt when they get pushed at a concert

  • stay home 

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2 hours ago with 28,537 notes

rodneykong:

ghostgif:

98% of divorces are caused by Mario Party 

yes your honor, this marriage can no longer work out after the trauma I suffered from my wife stealing not one, but TWO of my stars

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3 hours ago with 24,785 notes

dai-sy-m:

do you ever get random bursts of confidence and plan to do something then later wither in shyness

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3 hours ago with 159,136 notes
me in the street: imagine if my favorite band walked by
me in my room: imagine if my favorite band walked in
me in the car: imagine if my favorite band was in the car next to me
me in class: imagine if my favorite band walked in
me on vacation: imagine if my favorite band were here

4 hours ago with 46,011 notes

haemus:

skittlesndrpepper:

craigmothertucker:

so my 16 year old brother made himself a balloon son and kept a photo album of their day together here it is

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Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you my boyfriend and his outstanding level of maturity.

I want to have a bf just like that

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4 hours ago with 19,735 notes

and-suddenly-butts:

jimmyjamjimjohn:

rubywhiterabbit:

One day we’ll be in a Marvel movie, sitting there as something doesn’t feel right. and as the credits start to roll we’ll know what it is. It will flash up on screen and our hearts will break. “In loving memory of Stan Lee”. There was no cameo in that movie. And there never will be again.

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ow.. that was sO FUCKING COOL SATAN..

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4 hours ago with 49,982 notes